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1. When the kids are older, do you think you'll get a real job? 

2. How June Cleaver of you!

3. Oh, so you don't work?  Sometimes I find it hard to explain to some people that I am not working by choice. 

4. Since you have extra time on your hands, could you whip up a few dozen brownies for the bake sale tomorrow?  HAHA!!  P's nap time is usually spent picking up the mess we made and cleaning up after our lunch. Then after that I can get to getting dinner ready, the rest of the chores & all that "extra" time I have

5. All day with your kids? I can't even imagine.  Some days, neither can I! 
 
6. I'm jealous. I wish my husband were rich so I wouldn't have to work either.

7. What do you do all day, anyway?  Oh you know, my 19 mo old is old enough to care for herself.  I just sit around watching Springer & eating bon bons ;) 

8. I'm sure you're not the only one who's ever wasted money on a college degree.  Sometimes I do feel this way but I have to remind myself my career will still be there in a few years!
 
9. That explains why your son is so clingy!

10. Weird. I assumed your house would be superclean. That's what I thought! Ha!  Now I realize when you're home playing and making meals during the day, you have double the cleaning to do & it's almost always undone in a matter of minutes once the beast awakens again ;)
- Candy Kirby of thelaughingstork.com, with help from her Twitter followers and friends